Freaking hilarious

Maybe you had to be there, but this was quite funny. It happened only about 5 minutes ago. I let Tytan out on his tie-out (30 feet) and for some reason, I actually sat and watched him, though I had the curtains closed and just peaked out so he wouldn't see. Well, two little boys from next door, about 5 and 6 maybe, were in the neighbor's yard playing with these plastic swords that make sounds when you swing them back and forth. Well, I guess invisible warriors were no longer enough for these two when they spotted by darling puppy (who, I'll be honest, looks like a terror who could eat both of them, honestly). I watched as they started animatedly swinging their swords at Tytan making their karate chopping sounds ("yah, hy-yah!"). All of this was from the safety of their yard, of course, far enough away that if Tytan had wanted to, he wouldn't have been able to get closer than a few feet of them. My dog, neighborhood terror, sat down, all dignified, and looked at them. One boy said "Don't you get to close to that dog!" and Tytan proceeded to lie down in the yard with his big puppy dog face.

It gets better. They run off to the other neighbor's yard and Tytan continues sniffing around in his territory, doing his thing. A stick magically appears in our yard, thrown around the corner of the house by one of the boys. Tytan eats it.

THEN, they start making the yellow lab kitty-corner from us bark, so that made Tytan bark. The kids were no longer in our yard. A few minutes later, one of the boys ran back towards our yard. Funny how confident he looked with his sword compared to usually being pretty afraid of Tytan. Tytan continued to bark, and I watched the boy. This cute little kid, again, about 5 years old, wearing his little gray and navy blue sweat suit, continued to taunt my dog. He bent over with his butt towards Tytan and started wiggling his little butt at him. Then, he started "spanking" himself in Tytan's direction. It doesn't stop there. He then puts his little hand over his little "you know" and starts dancing (like he's doing some weird kind of an end zone dance after a touchdown). Tytan just watches him. Doesn't move. I, however, was dying laughing from the safety of "behind the curtains".

Wow. Where do they learn this stuff?! Kids these days. I kinda wish he wouldn't have eaten him....it would have been self-defense. Tytan, my little bullador, was being bullied. Punk kids. What a way to start the morning! :)